Bird that Sings

August 20, 2010

Every Season Tells a Story, Don’t it

Filed under: Sports,The Philadelphia Perspective,Uncategorized — admin @ 1:24 am

This is my almost unmentionable 50th year of following the Philadelphia Phillies, but even fans of less antiquity understand: This is the best Phillies team of all time.

The phrase has a warm ring to it, but I can’t help remembering the words of my late father quoting Branch Rickey — or maybe it was Paul Richards — that the best team on paper almost never wins.

In April, the Phillies came out fighting and looked like they might really blow away the League, let alone the Eastern Division. A record string of sellout crowds, some there to see the team, others there to make the scene, celebrated the moment at Citizens Bank Park. When “The Bank” opened five years ago, local sportswriter, Bill Conlin, dubbed it “the Money Pit,” and you could really see it in High Definition now.

But the hubris of the scene apparently offended the Invisible Lords of Baseball and players started dropping like flies in the unbelievable humidity — even for South Philadelphia, which is built on a swamp — and heat.

By the beginning of August, every regular on the team with the exception of Jason Werth — whom the local media had mistakenly traded three or four times — had either been on the disabled list or out for a good chunk of time.

Not only that, but the Bullpen had turned out to be like a long night trapped in a tranny bar, best epitomized by closer Brad Lidge, MVP of the World Series in 2008, whose every appearance now caused fans of all ages to clutch at their hearts. No lead was safe with Lidge on the mound in the 9th.

However, even through the smoky haze and the incredible ruinous run of injuries, the Phillies were only two games behind Atlanta in the Eastern Division of the National League, and were finally getting healthy.

And then too, the alternately celebrated and abused General Manager Ruben Amaro Jr. had, for the second year in a row, pulled off a coup at the trade deadline. Last year it was the acquisition of Cliff Lee. This year it was Houston Right hander Roy Oswalt, who becomes one of “The Three Aces” — the other two being Roy Halliday and Young Cole Hamels.

The Three Aces: who will give this team their commemorative handle should they bring home another World Championship to Philly.

All this is prologue: Now it was the evening of Thursday, Aug. 12, and the game was on.

My wife was leaving on a trip to Central America with her sister early Saturday morning and was out, frantically running last minute errands. I was watching the Phillies-Dodgers game on the MLB Network and trying to fix the lock on the front door.

Joe Blanton, the now appropriately designated number 4 starter, was pitching for the Phillies against 22-year-old left-hander Clayton Kershaw, who appears to the future of the Dodgers, but is not quite ready to be their ace yet.

Blanton got hit early, giving up three runs in the first, but he does that sometimes and then settles down. Meanwhile I had taken off the doorknob and diagnosed the problem: a bad spring, but figured I could WD 40 the whole thing and get it working again.

The problem was that I needed help slipping the turning mechanism back into its fitting, so I called my wife on the cell. Initially she was quite irritated, but finally agreed to come home since the front door was hanging open and I couldn’t leave, even to buy us stuff to cook for dinner.

Meanwhile the Phillies scored a run in the second and a run in the fourth, and the Dodger lead was only 3-2. I figured it was only a matter of time until the Phillies went ahead or perhaps, simply stole the game at the end since they were batting last.

Then disaster struck.

My wife was on the phone, sobbing. She had totaled the car. It was a relatively inexpensive Japanese car that we got a great deal on nine years ago, but we liked it. My wife was unhurt. According to the pop-up gauge nestled behind the grill (who knew?) she had made impact at five miles an hour, but the headlights were destroyed, the hood crumpled like an accordion, and the radiator broken. I guess that’s why it was an inexpensive car.

Meanwhile, as I put the turning mechanism back into the doorknob my own damned self, the Phillies’ bullpen was collapsing —  big surprise — and the Dodgers scored two in the 7th and three in the 8th. The eminently winnable game had become, fittingly enough, a 9-2 slaughter.

And now as I stood in the middle of the living room idly watching, waiting for my wife to get home in a cab, the Phillies rallied for four runs in the bottom of the 8th.

At least they’re making it a game, I thought.

By the time she made it home, it was the bottom of the 9th.

Dodgers closer Jonathon Broxton, who’s never been the same since Phillies shortstop Jimmy Rollins beat with a double in the playoffs last year, hit the first batter of the inning, Placido Polanco, then walked the second, Ryan Howard sub, Mike Sweeney.

It was a tense moment, at least in my living room. After walking Jayson Werth to load the bases, Broxton induced fourth outfielder, Ben Francisco to hit a ground ball to third.

It looked like a possible double play ball, or at the very least, a close play at the plate, but Casey Blake, the usually sure handed Dodger 3rd baseman, inexplicably came down with Bill Buckner disease — which must be some kind of congenital Dodger disorder — and let the ball go through his legs. Two runs scored and now the Phillies were only down 9-8.

The next batter, catcher Carlos “Chooch” Ruiz, who was an offensive afterthought two years ago and has now arguably become the team’s MVP, hit a double to left center, driving in Werth and Francisco.

The Phillies had won.

I ran out of the house, the local natural foods store was closing in ten minutes.

Second baseman Chase Utley, the best all around position player in baseball came off the disabled list last night as the Phillies beat the Giants, 6-2, to go ahead in the Wild Card race.

First baseman, Ryan Howard, one of the three best power hitters in baseball, probably comes back on the weekend.

It’s the middle of August; my wife is out of the country; my son is on the road shooting a movie; I still don’t have a car, and the race is on.

I’ll keep you posted.

July 31, 2010

How the Democrats can Keep Congress

Filed under: Politics,Uncategorized — admin @ 1:03 pm

Yeah, I know what the polls say: That more people disapprove of Obama than approve of him, that only 11% approve of Congress.

But contrary to what the polls say, on all the big issues; Wall Street, the banks, the economy and environment, Republican ideas are not only unpopular, they’re not even credible. The only way for the Republicans to survive is to trash the Democrats and then say government doesn’t work.  If I were a Republican I’d do the same.

Republican obstructionism has been a real problem for the Administration, but the biggest problem has been, and will continue to be, the economy. In its early days the Administration probably managed to stave off a great depression, however, subsequently Obama and Co. banked their political capital on an economic recovery that never really blossomed and now is dying on the vine.

Though I’m not sure how the Obamaites received it, Economist Paul Krugman actually provided a valuable service to the Administration with his <em>New York Times</em> column of several weeks ago, “The Long Depression.”

Krugman’s point was that we are in the early stages of a long, but comparatively shallow Depression and that the immediate — and only — way out of it is more stimulus, <em>not</em> the austerity cuts proposed by the same economic “thinkers” who brought us the Wall Street crash of 2008.

Krugman’s argument, I believe, was meant to give cover to the administration as it switches it’s argument — perforce — from one that says we are in a recovery, to one that acknowledges what even some Finance Professionals like Mohamed El-Erian and George Soros are saying; that this deflationary trend is the new normal.

By November, the dire nature of our economic predicament will be increasingly clear to the electorate. Meanwhile the Republicans will be — insanely — making the case for both austerity budget cuts <em>as well as</em> debt ballooning, supply side tax cuts for the Rich. And they will of course receive an adoring response from Fox News and a respectful audience from the mainstream media.

It goes without saying that the Republicans will be wrong, but Democrats are not going to be able to counter their argument solely with a defense of the achievements of the Obama administration.

Rather, Democrats will have to present their own diagnosis of the country’s economic problems as well as a practical prescription for what to do about them.

Practically speaking then, here’s what the Democrats have to do to keep Congress:

1) The Democratic leadership of the Congressional party in both houses needs to commit to <strong>letting the Bush tax cuts for the rich lapse</strong> and using the new revenues both to pay down the deficit, but more importantly, sending money to the states to alleviate their own budget short falls.

This September hundreds of thousands of teachers and public service workers all over the country will be laid off from their jobs. The notices have already gone out. I know; my wife got one. Not only will these layoffs cause untold personal suffering, they will severely damage local public services and local economies, and are likely to set in motion a chain of events leading to much greater economic dislocation.

In the first decade of the 2000’s we saw what cutting taxes for the rich led to: Massive speculation and fraud in the financial and real estate markets, an immense transfer of wealth from the bottom 50 percent of the economy to the richest one tenth of one percent among us.

The extension of the Bush era tax cuts for the rich are a losing issue for Republicans and the Democrats have to nail them to the wall on it.

2) Congressional Democrats should demand that <strong>Elizabeth Warren is hired to
head the new Consumer Financial Protection Bureau (CFPB)</strong> — by
Recess appointment if necessary as suggested by Barney Frank.

Warren is very popular generally, even with some Republicans, but especially with progressives who form the vital, activist core of the Democratic base. Lose them and for Obama, it will be like losing LeBron was for Cleveland. But the second reason to hire Warren is even more salient: that Secretary of Treasury Tim Geitner and the Bankers she would help regulate don’t like her.

Ideally, the best thing Obama could do to help Congressional Democrats hold their own in the mid-terms is to fire Geitner as a broadside against Wall Street and the Bankers who rigged the faux recovery so that it built their profit sheet, even as they cut off credit to the rest of us.

Obama should fire Geitner, but won’t, so hiring Warren is the next best thing.

3) The Democrats have to <strong>reintroduce the Climate Change bill </strong>in its original form — even strengthening it — and campaign for its passage. While some pundits and journalists, most notably in the <em>New York Times</em>, have tried to blame Democrats for politicizing the climate change issue, it’s actually <em>not</em> the Democrats who have politicized Climate Change and the Environment.

Nevertheless, in the course of the fall campaign it must be made clear that the Environment is not a political issue, but an issue of planetary survival. Perhaps ironically, it is only by reframing the argument in this way that the Democratic leadership will able to build sufficient public pressure for the Bill to be reintroduced with a fighting chance of passage.

This last point goes to the broader question of political campaigns and how to win them. If you believe the electorate is a static thing made up of Democrats, Republicans and Independents, all in discrete little boxes without interaction or common cause, then given the polling, things look pretty bleak for the Democrats.

But, if you believe that elections are actually an opportunity to address the problems of the country and the system itself: that the electorate is by its nature fluid, and ideas can be transformational, then Democrats have little to fear and a world to win.

An election is a terrible thing to waste.

April 23, 2009

The Voodoo Economist

Filed under: The Voodoo Economist,Uncategorized — admin @ 1:54 pm

In good times, Free Enterprise works well for some people. In bad times it doesn’t work well for anyone. Believers in the mystic efficacy of the market call this the business cycle. Everyday people, who only awake from our political stupor in times of serious emergency, call this alarming.

Nevertheless, this is what we find.

The Obama administration thinks that raining down money on the financial markets, along with a measure—or two— of New Deal Keynesian style pump priming of the economy will ease liquidity and eventually restore demand to more or less previous levels.

Voodoo economists say, Dream on.

Owing to the insane levels of consumer debt that we, the people had to carry in order “to grow” the now collapsed Ponzi Finance economy, it’s highly unlikely that we will able to re-inflate Demand to 1990’s or early 21st century levels. If consumption at 2006 levels is what’s necessary to re-inflate demand enough to “end the recession,” it’s not going to happen; not next year, not anytime soon.

In 1933, when FDR came in, the Financial Crisis of 1929-30 had already long before morphed into a Great Depression and it was clear to anyone, including the five or six Capitalists with their heads on straight (and that’s being excessively generous), that only massive government intervention in the economy could save Capitalism.

The Obama Administration, on the other hand, is coming in near the beginning of a deep slump: near enough, that many are still not convinced of the slump’s severity, and the administration is still concerned with “not spooking the markets.”

However the biggest—and still somewhat hidden— problem that Obama faces is that it’s not clear there is another way forward for Capitalism this time.

The Ponzi finance economy of the Reagan-Clinton-Bush era didn’t just happen. It’s roots go back to the initial decline of American manufacturing in the late 60’s.

By the end of the Seventies, we were flooded with a slew of Marxist jeremiads that saw the crisis of those years as presaging the collapse of the system. What many of these analyses missed, however, was the possibility of further innovation in Capitalism: What they missed was the coming Tech and computer revolution.

Capitalist true believers, of course, like to trumpet Tech as the example of what the Market can do if left to it’s own devices. This assertion is frankly even dumber than crude Marxist assumptions about the inevitability of Capitalism’s collapse. The deep wellspring of state support for the research that underlay the Tech revolution: particularly the development of the Internet by government computer scientists belies the boosterism of the true believers.

The big problem with Capitalist Tech innovation, at least in the Reagan/Clinton/ Bush era of Ponzi Finance Capitalism, was the mixed, muddled, and corrupted way it went about fulfilling its larger, non-financial, promise.

The vast preponderance of email on the Internet is Spam, and the majority of sites on the Web are dedicated to Porn. And let’s not even talk about Twitter. What drove the so-called Capitalist innovations of Tech were stock market valuations and these typically turned out to have nothing to do with even potential profitability. The entire system was predicated on the assumption that the Market knew, when in fact the Market is an ass, and proud of it.

With the collapse of the Tech bubble at the turn of the century, Wall street next turned to “financial innovation” as the new salvation of Capitalism and, as we see now, that didn’t work very well.

It’s still quite possible to believe that a next wave of Capitalist innovation could be led by Biotech, Green energy and what have you. However in the absence of a market that can fairly value these emerging technologies, what we are left with is the same, incredibly profligate, inequitable, wasteful and broken, Finance Capitalist model. And it’s not clear that the world can survive too much of more of that.

We need a new global economic system, and with the demise of Command Economy Socialism, ironically only two short decades before the collapse of its bete noire, Capitalism,  only Voodoo Economics can supply it.

The genius of the American System has always been the controlled competition of checks and balances and that’s what the Voodoo Economic Recovery plan builds on. We’re talking about Real Competition here, not the fake Japanese monster movie competition between highly leveraged and cannibalistic oligarchies that characterized late Capitalism.

The only entity with enough Capital to compete with the too-big to-fail mega Corporations of the 21st Century is the State itself.

For an idea of how this would work, we need look no farther than the Auto Industry.
This Industry is collapsing before our eyes, and if nothing is done about it, the Midwest and Upper Midwest are going into a depression that will not lift in our lifetimes.

We sense now that Obama and his “Temple whore economists,” Summers and Geitner, are really gonna blow it here big time, but using the Public-Private Competition model instead, here’s what would happen.

The government would first of all bailout both Ford and GM, by assuming the health care and legacy costs of the two companies. In exchange, we, the people will receive an equity—and voting— stake in the two companies as well as significant public and union representation on their boards.

Chrysler, the least viable of the Big 3, would be bought from Cerberus Capital Management and run by a Public Corporation—call it US/Chrysler. Over the course of several years it would be converted to a dedicated green car company, whose chief line; the “Green T” would be a stripped down, low, cost hybrid or electric car, affordable for every American family and financed by the new US/Chrysler Bank.

In the Voodoo Economic Recovery Plan, this model of the auto industry would be followed throughout the economy. When most of the big Banks are taken into the receivership, as they surely will be by early 2010, one of the Banks will not be resold to private investors, but will be kept by the people and managed by a Public Entity. Like a private bank, the “Public Bank” will also be responsible to its shareholders: the people of the United States. Profitability would be a goal, but wise public investment in green community building, low cost student loans, affordable mortgages and non-usurious commercial credit would be it’s raison d’etre.

The Pharmaceutical Industry has created an empire by utilizing public, government and university research to make obscene profits for itself, and then paying an army of lobbyists to cover the tracks. This is an industry crying out for Public Competition.

Public Power and utility companies would be systematically established in every area of the country to compete with the existing private companies. The goal of public power would the replacement of fossil fuels with renewables as well as fair and reasonable service to its customers.

On it would go throughout the economy: Could Microsoft dominate the software and computer industry if a public tech company, capitalized at the same levels as Microsoft, was pushing open source and Linux software as a competing platform? Could Google continue as a Big Brother like power unto itself if challenged by a well-capitalized, less self-interested, search engine? Maybe yes, maybe no, but a Public Tech company would create thousands of tech jobs and a tech industry more focused on value and function, and less on planned obsolescence and weird nerd fetishisms, either way.

There were many weaknesses of the late Capitalist system, but the most obvious was the structural one. Capital needs to grow, which in turn, means enterprises have to grow larger and larger, until too-big-to fail, the epithet for our times, is the most obvious term that applies to them. But it’s not only that they’re too big to fail, giant enterprises simply do not work particularly well. This goes for Public Enterprises too. Voodoo Economists do not believe that publicly owned companies would intrinsically operate any more efficiently than private or publicly traded Companies. If we have to hazard a guess, we’d say that they will operate spectacularly better at first based on the go-getter idealism and unflagging energy of the first generation of workers and management . . .
. . . And then fall off in efficiency through succeeding generations, until eventually they more or less resemble the Post Office.

C’est la vie. The Voodoo Economic Recovery program does not pretend to be a panacea for the troubles of the world, it’s just a way of leveling the playing field, and pointing needed social investment in the right direction. Parenthetically it should also crack open the door for small and mid level manufacturing to take advantage of the rebirth of Capitalist competition, which became almost an afterthought in the last generation.

Voodoo economics, of course, has gotten a bad rap over the years; especially from Bush I who accused Ronald Reagan of it, but as we say at the Institute, consider the source. And for that matter, don’t criticize what you can’t understand.

Here at the Institute, we’ve been reluctant to criticize this administration over their first hundred days simply because they’ve inherited such a mess. But now, as we’ve watched the Obama Administration take baby steps in a hundred different policy directions, it’s become obvious that addressing the mess directly is not their MO. The Obamaites are going to try and, Clinton-like, politically finesse the mess, and wait for openings to take their shots.

The problem is those openings may never come.

This “Recession” may, or may not, lift a bit over the next year, but it’s not going to “end.” We’re in the beginning of a structural change in the World Economy.

Voodoo Economists expect this realization to kick by the first quarter of 2010, if not before. Of course by then, it may be too late to save Obama’s Presidency—or at least the “change” part of it. Someone will have to take the fall, and we suspect it will be Obama’s Machiavellian Chief of Staff, Rahm Emanuel, who’s so busy triangulating, it’s not clear who he’s triangulating with.

In the Jewish religion the current season between Passover and the ancient beginning-of-Summer Festival, Shavuot, or “Festival of Weeks,” is called “the counting of the Omer.” The Omer lasts seven Shabbats, seven weeks, 49 days.

In the way of Prophecy, we suggest here, that like the Omer, Rahm Emanuel’s days (as Chief-of-Staff), are numbered.

March 4, 2009

The Years of Agonizing Reappraisal

Filed under: Politics,Uncategorized — admin @ 6:06 pm

I was thinking about going down to DC for the inaugural last month, but decided it was too cold to sell my “I was there for the Fall of Capitalism but all I got was this lousy T-shirt.”

So I stayed home which was probably a good thing, as I don’t think it was the right crowd for my product. Even now, my impression is that people don’t really get it: that despite the great gifts of Obama, the first political-economic initiatives of his Administration suffer from a “systemic cognitive deficit.”

Then too, as a friend of mine says, “Barack didn’t put in for this.”

Obama’s 2008 campaign was like a good pop movie, but it wasn’t a populist campaign, nor a campaign that challenged the underlying assumptions of the system: it was a Public Relations campaign with Obama as “the brand” representing Hope& Change.

It was a great campaign for the end of Reagan era, but God willing, Barack was not only the best of the “branded” candidates, but the last.

Not only is the Reagan era, the Conservative era over, but so is the era of Finance Capitalism, though we are not yet ready to absorb that, nor are we ready for what comes next.
So let’s just call these, “The Years of Agonizing Reappraisal.”

Specifically, the big problem that Obama and the rest of us face is that the answers to the twin dilemmas of excess debt and falling demand plaguing the world economy are diametrically opposed.

The stimulus aims to “jump start” the economy by recreating the missing “Demand” that our missing jobs, vanished savings and mounting personal bankruptcies have led to.

But of course the way we created all that Demand in the first place was by over consuming; by running up lunatic levels of personal debt—often perforce—that mirrored what Wall Street and Big Business were doing on an enormous scale with leveraged debt in the Macro Financial economy.

In the economy of the 90’s and the aught’s, there was an explicit trade-off for your willingness to go deeply into debt. You were now empowered to buy more than you could ever reasonably afford to buy—say for example a house whose price had been artificially pumped up, in turn, by the speculative logic of the debt system.

You were rewarded by the system for being an irresponsible Super-consumer who would never ever be able to get out debt again for the rest of your (miserable) life.

The neo-cons even came up with a suitably Orwellian name for this system: they called it “The Ownership Society.”

In all, it was an evil system riding for a fall and now, like Humpty Dumpty it has.
Now we can’t recreate that missing Demand, we can’t “jump start” the economy, no matter how big the financial stimulus; we can’t put Humpty Dumpty back together again even if we wanted to.

We are in a cycle of falling demand because no one can give us credit anymore to keep up our over consumption. We are in a cycle of falling demand because the System itself has failed.

Of late though, I’ve been wondering why the mainstream economists either don’t see or don’t want talk about this, and find myself thinking back to a long ago conversation with a friend who later became an oft quoted institutional economist in the 90’s.

I ran into him at the crossroads of campus late one afternoon as he was coming out of a Hegel seminar, taught by a well known dissident Communist political philosopher. The seminar was invitation only—my friend was a nominally Marxist Phd candidate—and I was curious to know what the hell was going on in there. He told me only that it was pretty heavy going, and when I replied that at least it would help him in his future academic career he just shook his head sadly.
No, he said, it wasn’t going to help at all.

“Larry,” he explained, speaking carefully—as one would speak to a small child—“what people in the Economics department call Macro-economics is not what people like you or me call Macro-economics. In the Department they’re not interested in philosophy, they don’t see the connections and they’re not particularly interested in making them. It’s mechanical, it’s about equations and modeling out how the elements of the real economy work together, and they’re pretty good at it. But that’s all they’re interested in.”

In the classic book 1972 book “Reinventing Anthropology,” Dell Hymes points out a similar dynamic in his own discipline. “How much of what goes in departments is for the sake of mankind’s self-knowledge (let alone liberation) and how much for the sake of perpetuating, extending and propagating departments? . . . ”
“ . . . By virtue of its subject matter, the study of man, Anthropology, is unavoidably a political and ethical discipline, not merely an empirical specialty. It is founded in a personal commitment that has inescapably a reflective philosophical dimension.”

Substitute the word “Anthropology” with the name of any of the other Social Sciences: Sociology, History, Political Science, even Economics and you get the idea.

Right now, Larry Summers and Tim Geitner clearly have the upper hand in Obama Administration councils, by virtue of being economics professionals. The problem with Summers and Geitner however, judging by the solutions so far proposed, particularly their half assed bank bailout scheme, is they’re wearing ideological blinders.

To Summers, Geitner and Fed Chairman Bernanke, there is no alternative to the “free market” and apparently even short term nationalization of the banks is off the table. Instead, we have the Fed and Treasury socializing the losses of Companies that are too big to fail like Citigroup, AIG, and soon Bank of America, to avoid “spooking investors.”

Of course this bit of economic legerdemain fools no one, let alone investors. Except for the terrified political professionals in the White House, it seems pretty obvious to everyone else that Treasury is not only risking the dollars of taxpayers, but the whirlwind of their coming political wrath.

Looked at empirically, it’s possible to see exactly where the world economy is headed: toward what economists call stagnation, in this case, medium or long-term stagnation. Obama clearly has a lot on his platter, and it would be a shame if his initiatives on Health Care Reform, the Environment, Labor and potentially even the Middle East were all overwhelmed by his administration’s failure to deal honestly and effectively with this ongoing crisis.

President Obama now has a choice that will define his Presidency: go along with Summers, Geitner and Bernanke, or begin to develop new lines of thinking about the economy; particularly, about the efficacy and sanctity of the so-called free market.

In the meantime I’m going down the basement to set up the silk screen for a new T-shirt I’m printing up to sell along with the first. It’ll read, “The truth is a commodity too.”

January 1, 2009

It Takes a Nation of Morons to Hold Us Back

Filed under: The Philadelphia Perspective,Uncategorized — admin @ 2:52 pm

Philly fans have always been notoriously rough on their teams and often with good reason. The first full season I followed baseball was 1961. I was six: the Phillies lost 107 games that season (they won 47). Between July 29th and August 20th of that year, they lost 23 games in a row, still a Major League record. And we’re not even going to talk about 1964. But it was all right, I grew up taking losing for what it is: the central fact of the human condition.

Still, we Philly fans knew something else: that losing might be what it’s really all about, but it’s also the thing that makes winning so sweet. This intimate, hard won, cosmococcic knowledge is what made Philadelphians so passionate about their teams and so tough as fans; booing that jerk Santa Claus, throwing ice balls at the Dallas Cowboys as the tough guys fled the field into the tunnel. In Philly there was no quarter asked, and no quarter given.

Sometime in the 1980’s or 90’s though, the Philly ethic began to change. Fans were still tough, but on the whole, they were no longer knowledgeable. Increasingly they didn’t know the sad, vainglorious history of the local teams they championed and were getting their factoids and talking points instead, from SportsCenter and sports radio.

This should be a golden era of Philadelphia Sports. The Phillies, the losingest team in Sports history, have won the World Series. The Eagles have made the playoffs for the 7th time in 10 years: the first time they’ve had a run like this since the Steve Van Buren led teams of the late Forties and early Fifties.

Yet the ugly, ignorant noise, on the air, in the blogs, but also on the suburban streets and cul de sacs is at an all time high.

In the middle of this past championship season they were booing the 2007 Baseball MVP, Jimmy Rollins, who was reported to have said that Philly fans were frontrunners. They were also booing Ryan Howard, who in his first three full years in the league has averaged 50 Home Runs and 144 RBI’s a year, while also winning the 2006 MVP in baseball.

It’s not that Rollins’ and Howard’s play does not, on occasion, leave something to be desired: It’s that these guys are winning players. And this is what we have forgotten. You’re supposed to boo losing players and losing teams, not winning ones. That means you don’t slam winning teams when they’re not winning, or winning players when they’re not playing well—even if they’re black—because that kind of thing hurts your team, not helps it.

One can only assume that your average fan these days figures that they’re not getting sufficient production for their entertainment dollar. Either that or Rollins is right: that Philly fans have become frontrunners.

Which brings us to the Eagles. When Andy Reid, the current coach of the team took the Eagles to the Super Bowl several years ago, it was like he was the second coming: Sportswriters were composing paeans to the guy. Fat as he was, women called him beautiful.

Now Reid has gone from Jesus to Judas. The Eagles have not played particularly well this season; they’ve left points on the field, and lost some close games. Last week the team lost their biggest game of the season to the Washington Redskins (leaving the ball on the six inch line, while a touchdown behind at the end of play), and the team seemed finished for the year.

That settled it for a lot of Philadelphians. Reid was finished; Reid was a brain dead moron. Anybody could do better than Reid and his lousy stinking quarterback, his black, future Hall of Fame, Quarterback Donovan McNabb, who was just the biggest bum anyone had ever stepped over on Market Street.

And then God looked down and saw his children, his idiot children running amok on the streets of Philadelphia and He started laughing so hard he accidentally shit himself.

Now, on top of God’s divinely decreed financial collapse, He sent another miracle and the Eagles routed the Cowboys, the Raiders beat Tampa Bay at Tampa and the Eagles are in the Playoffs.

If that ain’t a miracle, you tell me what is.

The thing about miracles is they call for a radical reassessment of what we take to be Reality. And we see that just as the rich=good/poor=bad, debt society of the last twenty-five years has collapsed into a pile of steaming ash, the entertainment uber alles ethic of that society is apparently on its last legs as well.

Sports have always played an outsize role in my life and imagination. Often when I’m supposed to be thinking about some important stuff, I’m really thinking about an off tackle slant or a line drive up the middle.

In the Philly of my youth, there were, at any given time, probably several hundred thousand other people supposedly going about their equally important business while really thinking about the same plays I was.

These thousands of imaginings, identifications and correspondences are the true ties that bind us to our teams, and bind our teams, not to the physical borders of a place, but to the collective unconscious, the spirit of a place: in this case, Philadelphia.

Will the coming of Hard Times return Philly sports fans to our old hard-bitten, spiteful, sadder but wiser, selves?

All I know is it takes a nation of morons to hold us back.

PS: A prediction: the Eagles are going to the Super Bowl this year  . . . where they will lose again. Happy New Year.

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